Thursday 28 February 2019

This is not recommended unless you are confident wielding a hammer

Before they are cooked, quinces are rock hard. They are perfectly easy to peel, but coring can be difficult and even dangerous. Recipes which blithely say 'peel and remove the cores' seem to ignore how difficult coring can be, One method is to put the quince on a workbench, place a piece of 18mm internal diameter copper pipe over the top of the core and bash the pipe through with a hammer (This is not recommended unless you are confident wielding a hammer, you cannot put the fruit in a vice as it will bruise) 

J. McMoreland Hunter and S. Dunster, Quinces: growing and cooking (2014)

Elsewhere in the book, I am joyfully reminded that the judgement of Paris awarded a quince, not an apple.

Tuesday 26 February 2019

Revolutions are for China. The Chinese have dynasties. Japan has one royal family, going back the beginning

Japan had a revolution in 1867-68. The Shogunate was overthrown - really it collapsed - and control of the state returned to the emperor in Kyoto. So ended a quarter millennium of Tokugawa rule. But the Japanese do not call this overturn a revolution; a restoration rather, because they prefer to see it as a return to normalcy. Also revolutions are for China. The Chinese have dynasties. Japan has one royal family, going back the beginning.

D. Landes, The wealth and poverty of nations (1998), 371

Tuesday 19 February 2019

Kids were given two choices over which form of heavy rock they liked

Metal had been born at the start of the seventies, when kids were given two choices over which form of heavy rock they liked. In Britain, this was roughly dependent on the number of O-levels they got. Grammar-school kids tended to go for the clever end, the progressive end, which got progressively cleverer until it imploded in a fog of maths in the mid-seventies. Metal was much simpler. It was formulated, which didn't mean musicians lacked technical ability (check Deep Purple's 'Fireball' for early, dextrous metal) but it did mean it was easier to follow.

B. Stanley, Yeah yeah yeah: the story of modern pop (2013), 566

I think this chapter on metal is wrong, but it's very quotable and an interesting take. Later in this chapter, he also gets Queen spectacularly wrong (simultaneously a 'singles hit machine' and 'entirely detached from pop', p.569).

Monday 18 February 2019

The elephant in the discotheque is the Bee Gees.

The elephant in the discotheque is the Bee Gees.
Their dominance of the charts in the disco era was above and beyond Chic, Giorgio Morodor, even Donna Summer. Their soundtrack to Saturday Night Fever sold thirty million copies. They were responsible for writing and producing eight of 1978's American number ones, something only Lennon and McCartney in 1963/64 could rival - and John and Paul hadn't been the producers, only the writers.
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Total pop domination can have fierce consequences. Elvis had been packed off to the army; the Beatles had received Ku Klux Klan death threat - the Bee Gees received the mother of all backlashes, taking the full brunt of the anti-disco movement. ... Almost overnight, nobody played Bee Gees records on the radio, and pretty much nobody bought them

B. Stanley, Yeah yeah yeah: the story of modern pop (2013), 472-3

Saturday 16 February 2019

Had a voice like John Lennon screaming down the chimney of the QE2

They became the most beloved group in the country. Dickensian singer Noddy Holder had a voice like John Lennon screaming down the chimney of the QE2; rosy-cheeked bassist Jim Lea looked as if he lived with his mum and bred homing pigeons; Dave Hill on guitar had the most rabbity face in the world; while Don Powell chewed gum and stared into space - even after he'd been in a horrific car crash and lost most of his memory, he looked exactly the same. ... [they] thought, sod this, let's get pissed and have a really, really good time.

B. Stanley, Yeah yeah yeah: the story of modern pop (2013), 342

Friday 15 February 2019

Short on custard pies, high on Genet references

The Bowie/Roxy glam axis - short on custard pies, high on Genet references - fitted the seventies rock critic's post-Sgt Pepper world more comfortably than Sweet or Mud, whose It's better than working album title didn't suggest much familiarity with Lorca.

B. Stanley, Yeah yeah yeah: the story of modern pop (2013), 341

Thursday 14 February 2019

Looked just like a coke fiend from an F. Scott Fitzgerald novella

[Bryan Ferry] looked just like a coke fiend from an F. Scott Fitzgerald novella, which was entirely the idea.
Eno's full name was Brian Peter George St John le Baptiste de la Salle Eno*

*This it should be noted, is a name he gave himself, not the one he was given at birth. His dad worked for the Post Office.

B. Stanley, Yeah yeah yeah: the story of modern pop (2013), 337 and footnote

Tuesday 12 February 2019

Rewrote them with an abundance of exclamation marks

The hippie counterculture was politically committed to the present tense and largely mistrusted theatrics. ... Glam - garish, ultra-commercial and colourful as a Dulux paint chart - was its worst nightmare ... the likes of Mud, Wizzard, Suzi Quatro, Gary Glitter, Slade and Sweet picked up on certain lines of Bowie and Bolan's glam manifesto - the Bo Diddley riffs, the glittering artifice, the outrageous make-up, the tremendous sense of fun - and rewrote them with an abundance of exclamation marks.

B. Stanley, Yeah yeah yeah: the story of modern pop (2013), 335

Decided to cloak their lyrics with Hobbitry, their artwork with pagan symbols, and dress up like sex gods.

For modern pop, Altamont was a decisive break  - the end of innocence, There was a darker side, we knew it to be true. One group picked up on this and, rather than look as ugly as possible to show their commitment to the devil's music, they decided to cloak their lyrics with Hobbitry, their artwork with pagan symbols, and dress up like sex gods. ... With bombast, Celtic mythology and blouses undone to the waist, Led Zep cleaned up while the Stones were still white-faced with post-traumatic stress.

B. Stanley, Yeah yeah yeah: the story of modern pop (2013), 267

Monday 11 February 2019

More likely to be on the terraces at 3 p.m. on a Saturday than quoting Ginsberg to first-year students in a smoky bedsit

[Fleetwood Mac]: What's more, B-sides like 'Someone's Gonna get their head kicked in tonight' showed they had a sense of humour, and were more likely to be on the terraces at 3 p.m. on a Saturday than quoting Ginsberg to first-year students in a smoky bedsit.

B. Stanley, Yeah yeah yeah: the story of modern pop (2013), 263

Saturday 9 February 2019

There was room for primitivism amidst the rococo, and no beat group was more primitive than the Troggs

'Wild Thing' (UK no. 2, US no. 1) showed there was room for primitivism amidst the rococo, and no beat group was more primitive than the Troggs. Their manager Larry Page considered them so lacking in charisma and grace that he renamed the singer and drummer after the two most stylish people he could think of - Elvis Presley and James Bond.
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Reg Presley also turned out to be a literal poster boy for Michelle Pfeiffer - his was the only poster she had on her teenage wall.

B. Stanley, Yeah yeah yeah: the story of modern pop (2013), 203

Friday 8 February 2019

Right here, friends, we have the pinnacle of sixties pop

A quick dissection of 'Good Vibrations': the opening keyboard sound always feels to me like sunlight through a kitchen window first thing in the morning, the death-ray theremin of the chorus sounds like Star Trek  (first screened in 1966), and when I hear the harpsichord section there's a girl in a white dress sat on my lap in the back of an old jalopy. 'Good Vibrations' can make synaesthetes out of all of us. On top of that, it's a pretty faultless love song. Right here, friends, we have the pinnacle of sixties pop.

B. Stanley, Yeah yeah yeah: the story of modern pop (2013), 197

I don't think Good Vibrations is the pinnacle of sixties pop, but the point is valid, and the pages from which this is taken are brilliant on the extraordinary and rapid evolution of pop from 64-68.

Thursday 7 February 2019

Used to buy spare copies of any rare record he owned just to smash them and make his copy rarer

Doo-wop collectors are a fierce breed. Bob Hite, of blues-rockers Canned Heat, used to buy spare copies of any rare record he owned just to smash them and make his copy rarer.

B. Stanley, Yeah yeah yeah: the story of modern pop (2013), 85 footnote.

Wednesday 6 February 2019

For second-class money you get a second-class song

Yet no matter how accurate, original, sharp and funny his songs, the man [Chuck Berry] was hard to love: 'The dollar dictates what music is written' was his mantra. He would duck-walk across the stage in a strange, crouched shuffle, and seemed disdainful of his audience. He was the least charming of the original rockers, rude and incredibly tight-fisted. Publicising his biography on British TV in the eighties, he was asked if he could play his signature tune, 'Johnny B. Goode'. 'No,' he said. 'For second-class money you get a second-class song,' and he played 'Memphis, Tennessee' instead.

B. Stanley, Yeah yeah yeah: the story of modern pop (2013), 56-7