A digital form of the sadly lost fashion for copying out memorable passages from texts. I kept losing my actual book.
Tuesday, 27 October 2026
Havelock looks and sounds like he has a favorite Bronte sister.
Friday, 2 January 2026
Language is the ordinary medium of daily communication – unlike music or paint
Prose is always simple in this sense, because language is the ordinary medium of daily communication – unlike music or paint. Our ordinary possessions are being borrowed by even very difficult writers: the millionaires of style – difficult lavish stylists like Sir Thomas Browne, Melville, Ruskin, Lawrence, James, Woolf – are very prosperous, but they use the same banknotes as everyone else
J. Wood, How fiction works (10th Anniversary edition. 2019), 157-8
They have not read enough literature to be taught by it how to read it
Monday, 8 September 2025
There shall be a twenty-year ban on novels set in Oxford and Cambridge
4) There shall be a twenty-year ban on novels set in Oxford and Cambridge, and a ten year ban on other university fiction. No ban on fiction set in polytechnics (though no subsidy to encourage it). No ban on novels set in primary schools; a ten-year ban on secondary-school fiction. A partial ban on growing-up novels (one per author allowed). A partial ban on novels written in the historic present (again, one per author). A total ban on on novels where the main character is a journalist or a television presenter.
J. Barnes, Flaubert's Parrot (1984), 111-2
Actually, the whole list of proposed literary bans is great. In full, the narrator bans novels
- Where people revert to the 'natural condition' of man
- About incest
- Set in abbatoirs
- Set in Oxford and Cambridge (as above)
- Set in South America (quota system)
- With scenes of bestiality
- About small forgotten wars in distant parts of the British Empire
- Where any major character is identified by a single letter
- About other novels
- With 'allegorical, metaphorical, allusive, offstage, imprecise and ambiguous uses of God'
Sunday, 8 October 2023
I liked Western novels better because of the bitches in them
S. Alexievich, tr. B. Shayevich, Second-hand time (2013), 499
Wednesday, 7 December 2022
But the Bible is an oriental book. Its alien imagery has nothing to do with us.
To my mind King James's Bible has been a very harmful influence on English prose. I am not so stupid as to deny its great beauty. It is majestical. But the Bible is an oriental book. Its alien imagery has nothing to do with us. Those hyperboles, those luscious metaphors, are foreign to our genius. I cannot but think that not the least of the misfortunes that the Secession from Rome brought upon the spiritual life of our country is that this work for so long a period became the daily, and with many the only, reading of our people. Those rhythms, that powerful vocabulary, that grandiloquence, became part and parcel of the national sensibility.
W.S. Maugham, The summing up (1938), 34
Monday, 5 December 2022
I have read a good many books on the art of fiction and all ascribe very small value to the plot
As a writer of fiction I go back, through innumerable generations, to the teller of tales round the fire in the cavern that sheltered neolithic men. I have had some sort of story to tell and it has interested me to tell it. To me it has been a sufficient object in itself. It has been my misfortune that for some time now a story has been despised by the intelligent. I have read a good many books on the art of fiction and all ascribe very small value to the plot. (In passing I should like to say that I cannot understand the sharp distinction some clever theorists make between story and plot. A plot is merely the pattern on which the story is arranged.) From these books you would judge that it is only a hindrance to the intelligent author and a concession that he makes to the stupid demands of the public.
W.S. Maugham, The summing up (1938), 216
Sunday, 4 December 2022
The fact is that they [The English] are suspicious of form
W.S. Maugham, The summing up (1938), 206
Wednesday, 30 November 2022
They are easily disillusioned and then they are angry with you, for it was the illusion they loved
W. S. Maugham, The summing up (1938), 77-8
Monday, 28 November 2022
Immortality for literary productions lasts in any case but a few hundred years
Saturday, 10 July 2021
All the myths of England come not from the Anglo-Saxons but from the Celts
H.R. Trevor Roper, The invention of Scotland (2014), xxi
Sunday, 4 April 2021
Since French was a foreign language for the Russian reader, it is arguable that every translation should keep those sentences in French. Yet none does.
To take a famous example, the opening lines of War and Peace in the original are: 'Eh bien, mon prince' followed by long passages in French spoken by Russians as if it were their normal everyday language. the characters in question are aristocrats who converse with one another in French for reasons of fashion and snobbery - something the linking text (in Russia) makes clear Ironically the discussion is about the possible invasion of Russia by Napoleon and 'toutes les atrocites de cet Antichrist.' Since French was a foreign language for the Russian reader, it is arguable that every translation should keep those sentences in French. Yet none does.
J. Erdal, Ghosting: a double life (2004), 85-6
Saturday, 6 March 2021
I should like to assert flatly that detective fiction and science fiction are akin
Sunday, 23 August 2020
Scientific detection is 'too easy'.
For all its associations with sportsmanship, cricket is governed by complicated laws, and Milne reckoned that if the detective novel was a game, readers and writers need to know the rules. When The Red House Mystery was reprinted, he set out half a dozen key points:
- The story should be written in good English.
- Love interest is undesirable.
- Both detective and villain should be amateurs.
- Scientific detection is 'too easy'.
- The reader should know as much as the detective.
- There should be a Watson: it is better for the detective 'to watsonize' than soliliquize.
Friday, 19 June 2020
Chances are you'll notice that it's a shallow, narcissistic whine
I read enough at that age to have a fairly wide platform, even it 's one whose strength I've not often tested in the intervening years. Nobody wants to discover that they're walking on rotting woodwork.
M. Herron,'Partying down at the Palace', Slightly Foxed 66 (2020), 35
Tuesday, 26 May 2020
That is what time does to literature
Does it ever matter? Only at the time, perhaps. A decade, or half a century later, it is all one. The books stand or fall by themselves. That is what time does to literature. And these novels stand. They come up fresh every re-reading.
S. Hill, Jacob's room is full of books (2017), 168
Monday, 25 May 2020
Literature was born when a boy came crying wolf, wolf and there was no wolf behind him
S. Hill, Jacob's room is full of books (2017), 145
She is citing here Nabokov's Lectures on literature, which I now want to read
Monday, 16 April 2018
One had to read the books of second-rate novelists to have an authentic picture of an epoch
D. Gilmour, The last leopard (1988, revised edition 2007), 46
Friday, 27 January 2012
Get off Comparative Literature: it doesn't help you to cope with life
I looked at him and very nearly said: Here are you teaching comparative literature, the big subtle stuff crammed with ambiguities, and you've been put in the situation of melodrama, very simple and crude, a teenage daughter turned into an unmarried mother and a wife distraught with the shame of it, yourself a sorrowing father. Get off Comparative Literature: it doesn't help you to cope with life
A. Burgess, Earthly Powers (1980), 593